failed step 1



step 1: stop being and asshole



Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.



cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever



  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o


homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*



sorry:

when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:

image



phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image



  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat