thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star



shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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sixpenceee:

I want to be older and have my own place, and live in a cute, little apartment with a cute significant other but at the same time I want to be forever young and have no demanding responsibilities 



dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time



obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.



ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO



rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job