• person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated


damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life



mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 



failed step 1



step 1: stop being and asshole



Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.



cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever